Oh Christmas Lemon: A Song for Substack

As requested by

Scoot

and

Walther Cantu

, here’s a special Yuletide song, recorded by me. The Note that originated the request is linked below, and below that are the lyrics.

Oh Christmas Lemon Oh Christmas Lemon, How sour and so zestyyy

Oh Christmas Lemon Oh Christmas Lemon

In Margs you are so tastyyyy

Put some in water, to start your day

Or have some in your lemonade

Oh Christmas lemon oh Christmas Lemon

how sour and so zestyyy

Incidentally, if you want some really good lemon drops, and I don’t mean the kind you find in the chain stores, you should stop by Schimpff’s Confectionary in my hometown, Jeffersonville, Indiana. It’s a hundred-year-old plus candy store, and let me tell you, the lemon drops there are the best on God’s green Earth. Walking in there on Christmas…it’s like visiting Santa’s workshop.

Anyhow. That is all.

Until next time,

Michael